Let me just stop you before you even begin writing comments about how great snakes can be, they gross me out! Not only that, but they can reduce me to tears. At night I have to turn the lights on when I use the bathroom because I have this horrible image of a snake being in my toilet and biting me on the ass. I’m not kidding. I’m not sure where this crazy idea came from, but it’s true. The only snake I want in my life better have a Manolo Blahnik label imprinted on it.
Here is a quick list of other things that scare me:
5. Dying in a fire
4. Drowning
3. Going to Walmart
2. Zombies
1. That my children will become the target of bullies! ( I dread this thought!)
I think the only thing that could be even more scary is a bunch of zombies bullying my kids in Walmart. If you’ve been to Walmart lately I’m sure you could see how that would be possible. I obviously have too much time on my hands to come up with this shit.
Stacie says
I am terrified of snakes too. I do not like them.
Jen says
I’m the same way with spiders… I don’t mind snakes, but can certainly empathize!
Jen
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Walter says
Imagine Zombies bullying your kids in Walmart when a fire breaks out and you think you’re going to drown when the sprinklers go off!
Sorry…
Did I cross a line here???
momto8blog says
zombies and snakes..you must watch way too many bad movies!
rina says
Everytime I watch zombie movies (land of the dead, I am legend, etc) which I like, I always feel that they are real and can come anytime to my apartment. Crazy! LOL! But zombie bullying your kid in wallmart, that is hillarious LMAO! I like this post :).
Ethel says
OK, I am sooo terrified of snakes I can not read your post because you placed a picture of one on the page. Yes, the snake is going to come to life, through my computer screen and kill me! I will now call my therapist!