Well the masses have spoken and the list is were it’s at! Thank God because it’s actually easy for me to write. I have a notebook and as things occur during the week I jot them down and then edit by Friday. Trust me, I have to edit because sometimes my anger gets in the way or I have this fear that someone might think I’m talking about them. I’ve mentioned before that I live in a small town, but honestly I rarely touch on someone that I know. I just would never want someone to feel bad about themselves. Ever! School starts on Wednesday and I’m so excited that I could pee myself just thinking about it! I’m planning a first day of school party for just me! Okay, maybe I’ll invite my husband. He usually stays in the morning so we can get them on the bus and then we have our own “private” party, then he goes to work a happy man:) This week was way too long! Here we go:
This week I learned that:
10. text messages can be harder to read than emails. ( Are you mad at me? Are you trying to be funny? Are you being mean?)
9. if I can’t tell what you mean when you send me a text, obviously I don’t know you that well. ( We need to work on that.)
8. you have no problem ignoring me when you have something else to do! ( You have called me so many times when I’m busy and I always make time for you. I need reevaluate.)
7. my kids are as obsessed with the mail as I am. ( What can I say? We get good stuff!)
6. somehow people can vacation 3x’s a year ( with air and hotel) and have an iPhone, but still qualify for the quarter lunch program. ( Wow! Either I’m doing something wrong or someone is really good at hiding money from the government while sucking off of it at the same time.)
5. my son wasn’t being dramatic when he said his shoes didn’t feel good. ( I bought him new shoes in May and we are now officially a half size larger! Stupid feet!)
4. I’ll never understand why people vacation someplace warm over the Summer. ( Yes, I know the kids are out of school, but I still don’t get it.)
3. people love to comment on things before they get all the facts. ( Listen, you look like an ass. Sorry, but if I write an entire post about something I don’t need a comment telling me what I should have added when it’s already in there. This happens all time. I usually delete the comment so people don’t think your ass and we just keep it between us.)
2. I did it. The thing I dread the most. I made a typo posting to Facebook from my phone. ( The worst part, it was spelling my last name! Then to make it worse my husband called me out on it!)
1. without fail my kids become needy the two weeks before school begins. ( My husband called me broken last night and he’s right. The needy thing is exhausting. I have surrendered to the little people and I’m waiting for my “new year” to begin.)
Have a great and safe holiday weekend!
Mrs. F says
I could pee myself too, but for other reasons! Best of luck to the guys on the first day! Let them know I am always here for them if they need a hug or a sign-language I LOVE YOU!
Penny says
#6- I can not understand why someone with the means to do all that would have their kids eat school lunch every day anyway. We have no Iproducts at all and take one vacation, and I still make lunch most days!
Ethel says
Can you guess what my favorite is this week?!?!?!?!?! And I want to know how they do it too!