Oh yes, another week has passed and it’s getting closer to Christmas! Am I done shopping? Nope! Sorry, but the in-laws kill me every year. I’m not really sure what to get and the husband is useless till the last minute. Am I surprised? Nope! So, there you have it in a nut shell.
This week I learned that:
10. having a day off means more work when I get back to the house. ( hubby took a day off so I could go to the city on Tuesday, it’s Friday and I’m still not done cleaning)
9. when I said I lost weight last week I was mistaken. (someone turned the dial back on the scale and I actually gained weight not lost it!)
8. just thinking that I had lost weight made me feel thin and invincible. ( scary- right)
7. fitting rooms are a scary place. ( why can’t they have funhouse mirrors in there that make you look good)
6. you could get sued for having funhouse mirrors in a fitting room. ( false advertising people)
5. they make you look awful in the fitting room because they don’t want you wearing their clothes unless your super hot. ( that would be bad advertising)
4. I’m obviously obsessed with what I looked like in the fitting room! ( it was scary people)
3. you can’t blend in New York when you are wearing a red coat. (oops! Oh, did I mention I went to Harlem like that, too?)
2. my boys have sooooo much of me in them ( God bless- they are going to have a tough time!)
1. I finally realized that I can be me and not care what anybody thinks. ( Oh, yes! I had my moment and I loved every single minute of it. I’m free and it’s a great place to be. )