The school year is coming to a close and it’s been a mad house here. I can hardly keep up. My girlfriend and I hosted a yard sale last Saturday and well, it was sort of the bust. I did however have a nice day with my girlfriend and the boys were great, so I guess only making $60 isn’t so bad. My dental work is finally finished and I couldn’t be happier. Well, here’s what you’ve been waiting for, complete with the husbands antics at the end. Enjoy!
This Week I Learned That:
10. we all have that socially inappropriate person in our life. ( you know the one that just comes out and tells you that your decor is tacky or that your ass is fat and just deal with it.)
9. some people just can’t handle it when things are going well for somebody else. ( there’s enough to go around for everybody people. Let’s play nice.)
8. my five year old thinks the house is getting messy. ( this is coming from the kid that won’t pick up his toys – the nerve)
7. I am capable of waking up early and working out. ( I’m a big pussy when it comes to sweating, but I’m doing it!)
6. I want to re-focus on my blog content. ( Once again I feel as if I haven’t been writing as much as I’d like.)
5. you need to beware of the passive aggressive mom. ( she’ll try to take you down and make you look like your the psycho in the process)
4. you need to be constantly aware of what’s going on in your kids schools. ( you can’t trust them ( the school) to always release information to you)
3. I’m VERY excited about Summer and having time with my boys. ( I do miss them when they are at school. I can’t wait. ( I know you’ll talk to me after they’ve been home for a week!))
2. my 7 year old doesn’t want me to come into the bathroom when he’s showering anymore. ( He said, ” I don’t want you to see my penis, mom, It’s huge!)
1. I need to force myself out of the house even when I don’t want to go. ( I’m a bit of a homebody and it really takes a great amount of effort to get me out of the house! I always have a good time when I go, it’s just getting me to go.)
Now- What you’ve all been waiting for:
This Week My Husband:
4. took away my recycling containers ( that hang over my basement stairs) to replace them with new and improved ones. ( yesterday I spent some time in the basement picking up jars, bottles (the ones that weren’t broken), plastics etc. When I’m done typing this today I will be picking up all the papers from the paper container that fell down the stairs today. ( and by the way it knocked over the other container that I left at the bottom of the stairs)
3. paid $16 for a ticket he got for parking at the other train station from last weeks incident.
(click HERE for a reminder)
2. had to force the doors open on the morning train because he realized he forget his security pass to get on the job. ( he had to drive back home get his badge and catch a later train).
1. spent $25 to take a cab home because he left his car keys at work and realized it when he got to the train station. ( he said he learned his lesson from the last time)
The good news-this week my husband actually has Saturday off! I can’t wait!